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Jeff Morton


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
(FOR A BASSMAN)
by Jeff Morton

On the first day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… eight Mustad hook packs, seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… nine bags of Gambler Florida Rigs, eight Mustad hook packs, seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… ten Gambler Hibdon Ninja Spins, nine bags of Gambler Florida Rigs, eight Mustad hook packs, seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… eleven spools of Trilene, ten Gambler Hibdon Ninja Spins, nine bags of Gambler Florida Rigs, eight Mustad hook packs, seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my bassman asked of me… twelve Plano 3700 tackle boxes, eleven spools of Trilene, ten Gambler Hibdon Ninja Spins, nine bags of Gambler Florida Rigs, eight Mustad hook packs, seven gallons of Mercury outboard oil, six bags of Gambler Jump'n Shad and five CastAway Rods! Four Quantum reels, three cans of B.A.N.G Pure Craw, two pairs of Maui Jim Sunglasses. And a Ranger boat under the tree.

On the day after Christmas, my bassman asked of me… to weight the tree with concrete, sink in it the river and catch bass happily!
Happy holidays to all... and to all, tight lines!!

Jeff Morton

Any fishing or vehicle questions? Drop me a line… jeffmorton@gofishmidwest.com
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